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psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

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happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

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ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

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intimateaff3ction:

hacheload:

durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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ADVENTURES OF CAR DINOSAUR

cherish him forever

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officialsakuyaizayoi:

ayrenn-arana-aldmeri:

goatallyouwant:

ive done it

ive created the most beautiful oblivion character

i challenge you to an oblivion beauty contest, and raise you my amazing dunmer

please welcome bobby shitfuck

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jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

blondeking:

sickeninglybeautifulhollywood:

50shadesofacceptance:

Louis Halsey, 88, & John Spofford, 94, The couple finally got married after 64 years together.

True love has no ending

they do not look 94/88

gay people are immortal

is that ronald reagan 

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please-be-gaydar:

superkianagalaxy:

frostyclyde:

so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet

so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this

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I AM THE CRAB LORD

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this was one of the first posts i saw here

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