When someone doesn’t understand your sarcasm, and you just look at them like…
(Source: kristiisyourfriend)
"I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawn mower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake, from 16 candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist in the air because knows he got me. Just once. I want my life to be like an 80’s movie. Preferably one with a really awesome music number. For no apparent reason. But no. No, John Hughes did not direct my life."
— Olive, Easy A (via desiretoinspiremonkeys)
(via lady-amalthea)
do you ever feel like your math grade is literally ruining your life
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH yes.
(Source: oweyouafall)
That awkward moment when you are looking at your own work and you have no idea how you got the answer
(Source: lucindasaxon)
oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
(Source: the-barricade-girl, via thegirlwith1000fandoms)
Worst feelings in the world
- Failing a test you studied really hard for
- Getting replaced in a friendship
- Getting ignored
- Having something that you’re looking forward to, get cancelled
- Having to fight back tears in front of people
- Finding out that the person you like, likes someone else
- Goodbyes
- Showing your parents something you’re proud of only to get a disinterested reply
(Source: infatua-ti0n)
When you go to a friend’s house to stay the night and get stuck with the scratchy blanket.
You know the one.
It’s made of wool.
It has satiny trim that tries to deceive you into thinking this will be a nice blanket experience.
But it’s not.
Every house has one.
It’s buried deep in the bowels of the linen closet, under some afghans and a comforter with the down coming out of it, but make no mistake.
The scratchy blanket is there.
And it waits.
(Source: battlegoats, via funnybro)
